Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: wynblatt@cs.sunysb.edu (Michael Wynblatt)
Keywords: topical, smirk, science, computers, original
Date: Sat, 3 Dec 94 3:20:01 EST
Original:
Based on data recently returned from the Hubble space telescope, NASA
scientists were surprised to learn that the Universe is 4 to 8 billion years
younger than some of the stars in our own galaxy!
At least, according to calculations made on their Pentium computers.
Michael Wynblatt
wynblatt@cs.sunysb.edu
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