Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Tue Oct 5 11:22:09 1993 Date: Tue, 5 Oct 93 11:22:08 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Blonde Jokes X-Status:Date: Wed, 10 Jun 92 09:29 EDT To: todd@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu From: "Todd.VanHoosear" <13501TEV@msu.edu> Subject: more blonde jokes
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hi again, thanks to all of you who commented on the blonde jokes. i received some more jokes that weren't on the list from other monitors, so here they are.
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? A: Give them a bag of M&M's and tell them to put them in Alphabetical Order
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: She kept throwing out all the W's
A blonde was driving down the road when a cop pulled her over...
Cop: excuse me maam.. may i see your driver's licence please. Blonde: Ahhh.. Driver's licence whats that? Cop: It's the piece of paper with your picture on it they gave you at Motor vehicles when you completeed your drivers tests.... Blonde: Ohh I have one of those :) Cop:May i see it please... Blonde: O.K. (gives it to him) Cop: May i see your proof of insurance card too please.. Blonde Huh? whats that? Cop: It's the little pink card the insuranse company gave you.... lettting us know you have insurance... Blonde: Oh I got one a those.. Cop: may i have it please... (she gives in to him) Cop: Ok Miss now i am going to have to see you vehicle registration... Blonde Whats That? (The cop explains it to her and she gives it to him) Cop: Thank you ... Suddenly the cop gets an idea... Cop: I am going to have to ask you to get out of the car... He begins to unzip his fly... Blonde: Oh NO not another Breathilizer...
Q: Whats worse than A blonde... A: A Blonde Yupper...
Ed Zielinski
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Q. What does a rooster and a blonde have in common? A. One goes cock-a-doodle-doo and one goes cock-to-cock-to-cock!
Q. What does a blonde and a rabbit have in common? A. They both have their legs pinned behind their ears!
DAWN SHELDON
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What's a brunette and four blondes on a street corner? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
Q: What do you call a hooker, two blondes, your wife, and a blonde on a street corner? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, not for a million bucks, four bucks
What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
What's the difference between blonde men and blonde women? Blonde women have a higher sperm count.
A brunette and a blonde are staying in a hotel on the 12th floor (no, they're not Lesbos, unless you want them to be.). After doing some shopping, they head back for the hotel and proceed to get on the elevator. On the way up to their floor, the elevator stops on the 4th floor and a guy wearing a dark sweater gets on. The elevator continues to the 8th floor where the guy gets off. After the guy gets off, the brunette looks at the blonde and says, "Boy, that guy sure had a lot of dandruff, didn't he?", to which the blonde replies, "Oooh, he sure did!" The brunette then says, "Maybe we should find him and give him some 'Head and Shoulders'." The blonde shakes her head and says,"I think that would be a great idea, but how the heck do you give shoulders?".
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