Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Tue Oct 5 11:30:53 1993 Date: Tue, 5 Oct 93 11:30:53 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: This'll Leave a Bad Taste X-Status:Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 23:20:09 -0500 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <todd> To: &comm, &friends Subject: This'll leave a bad taste...
Sorry, another bad, tasteless but quite funny joke.
:) Todd (:
From: Anonymous Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: Another Clinton Joke!!! Date: 20 Jan 93 04:12:21 GMT Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
The day that Bill and Hillary Clinton were moving into the white house, Bill ran back out of the front door to grab a few more boxes from the U-Haul that was parked out front. He started walking back towards the house when he noticed someone had pissed in the snow in such a way that it spelled out "CLINTON SUCKS". Bill got all upset and decided to call in the FBI, CIA and the DEA to fully investigate the incident.
The next day the FBI got back to him and said "Bill, we found out who it was that did their duty in the front yard... It was Al Gore." To this Clinton replied "What!? My right hand man, my best friend, my vice president???"
"Yes," the FBI agent replied. "But we have some news that will make you even less happy..."
"It was Hillary's handwriting..."