Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sun Oct 10 13:20:32 1993 Date: Sun, 10 Oct 93 13:20:32 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Courses for Females X-Status:From: holdorph@cps.msu.edu Subject: Courses for Females To: todd@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu (Todd VanHoosear), conner@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu (Chris Conner), jansen@atlantic.cps.msu.edu, cris@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1993 14:09:27 -0500 (EST) X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL21] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Length: 2435 X-Status:
I take no credit for this. It was sent to me, I laughed, so I'm forwarding it on... ---- Cris J H
********* In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:
General Education: GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic") GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One GE104: How to Parallel Park GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
Home Economics: HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half") HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too") IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")
Sex Education: SE101a: How to Say "Yes" SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes" SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month" (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm") SE106: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only) *********
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