Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sun Oct 10 13:21:02 1993 Date: Sun, 10 Oct 93 13:21:01 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Virus Humor X-Status:Date: Thu, 01 Apr 93 17:20 EST To: todd@cl-next4.cl.msu.edu From: "Todd.VanHoosear" <13501TEV@msu.edu> Subject: Virus Humor (fwd) X-Status:
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------------( Forwarded letter 2 follows )-------------------------------------- Received: by TAOMLR2@MSU; Thu, 01 Apr 93 08:15:50 Received: from MSU.BITNET by MSU.BITNET (Mailer R2.08 PTF008) with BSMTP id 7309; Thu, 01 Apr 93 08:15:21 EST Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 08:07:59 EST Reply-To: EDTECH - Educational Technology <EDTECH@OHSTVMA.BITNET> Sender: EDTECH - Educational Technology <EDTECH@OHSTVMA.BITNET> From: John Thiesmeyer <THIESMEYER@HWS.BITNET> Subject: Virus Humor (fwd) To: Tory Sawyer <11600TAS@MSU.BITNET>
Date: 31 Mar 1993 12:30:46 -0500 (EST) From: ECTGPT@RITVAX.BITNET Subject: Have we seen this before?
A little humor for your busy day. smile.
ejLaG _______________________________________________________________________________
Subject: Virus A-Lert
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism. ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor. DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Their is sumthing rong with your computer, ewe just can't figyour out watt. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. ADAM & EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple. OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Turns you printer into a document shredder. NIKE VIRUS: Just Does IT! LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in self-defense. JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Nobody can find it. AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in New Orleans, but your data is in Greenville, NC
-- K. Austin Kerr direct line to office 614-292-2613 Professor of History department line 292-2674 Ohio State University fax 292-2282 Columbus, Ohio 43210 USA e mail kerr.6@osu.edu ======================================================================== 46
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