Forwarded message: >From vanhoose Sat Oct 16 18:55:47 1993 Date: Sat, 16 Oct 93 18:55:46 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <vanhoose> To: todd Subject: Boy ScoutsDate: Thu, 15 Apr 93 01:31:54 -0400 From: Todd E. Van Hoosear <todd> To: &friends Subject: Boy Scouts
Okay, I was once a Boy Scout, and can appreciate the humor in this one!
:) Todd (:
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Be Prepared (words and Music by Tom Lehrer)
Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts' marching song, Be prepared, as through life you march along. Be prepared to hold your liquor, pretty well; Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.
Be Prepared, to hide that pack of cigarettes; Don't make book, if you cannot cover bets. Keep your pot well hidden, where you're sure that it will not be found; And be careful not to turn on, when the scoutmaster's around. For he only will insist that it be shared: BE PREPARED.
Be Prepared, That's the boy scout's solemn creed. Be prepared, in thought and word and deed. Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice. (Unless you get a good percentage of her price.)
Be Prepared, and be careful that you do Your good deeds, when there's someone watching you. If you're looking for adventure Of a new and different kind; And you come across a girl scout Who is similarly inclined. Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared: BE PREPARED.
-- John Beaty ||"Beware of bugs in the above code; Oregon Graduate Institute || I have only proved it correct, beaty@cse.ogi.edu || not tried it." #include <stddisclaim.h> || - Attributed to Donald Knuth+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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