From: Wallace J Tatara <tatarawa@student.msu.edu> Date: Wed, 19 Jan 1994 15:11:22 -0500 (EST) To: corcora5@student.msu.edu Subject: Bart!Forwarded message: >From root Tue Jan 18 14:51:11 1994 From: Ernesto T Mireles <mirelese@student.msu.edu> Message-Id: <9401181947.AA42230@student5.cl.msu.edu> Subject: Bart! (fwd) To: tatarawa@student.msu.edu Date: Tue, 18 Jan 1994 14:47:32 -0500 (EST) X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL22] Content-Type: text Content-Length: 5417
Forwarded message: > From root Sat Jan 15 15:13:29 1994 > From: Robin G Welch <welchrob@student.msu.edu> > Message-Id: <9401152017.AA44109@student4.cl.msu.edu> > Subject: Bart! (fwd) > To: mirelese@student.msu.edu > Date: Sat, 15 Jan 1994 15:17:07 -0500 (EST) > X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL22] > Content-Type: text > Content-Length: 4795 > > Forwarded message: > >From root Mon Jan 10 17:18:48 1994 > Date: Mon, 10 Jan 1994 17:17:53 EST > From: levine@wrc.wrgrace.com > To: levine@coco.ihi.ku.dk, welchrob@student.msu.edu > Message-Id: <00978565.18C71380.19123@wrc.wrgrace.com> > Subject: Bart! > > From: MX%"swindall@student.msu.edu" 10-JAN-1994 17:00:48.73 > To: LEVINE > CC: > Subj: Simpson stuff (fwd) > > From: Chad Gregory Swindall <swindall@student.msu.edu> > Message-ID: <9401102200.AA16684@student3.cl.msu.edu> > Subject: Simpson stuff (fwd) > To: levine@wrc.wrgrace.com > Date: Mon, 10 Jan 1994 17:00:26 -0500 (EST) > > Forwarded message: > >From root Mon Dec 13 14:00:38 1993 > From: Anthony James Chojnowski <chojnows@student.msu.edu> > Message-Id: <9312131900.AA76564@student1.cl.msu.edu> > Subject: Simpson stuff > To: swindall@student.msu.edu > Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1993 14:00:36 -0500 (EST) > X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL22] > Content-Type: text > Content-Length: 3897 > > Forwarded message: > >From chojnows Sun Dec 12 14:03:32 1993 > From: Anthony James Chojnowski <chojnows> > Message-Id: <9312121903.AA61461@student1.cl.msu.edu> > Subject: Simpson stuff > To: chojnows (Anthony James Chojnowski) > Date: Sun, 12 Dec 1993 14:03:32 -0500 (EST) > X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL22] > Content-Type: text > Content-Length: 3556 > > > If you're a fan of The Simpsons (and what right-thinking carbon-based > > life form isn't?) you'll appreciate this compendium of what Bart actually > > wrote on the chalkboard at the beginning of each episode: > > > > I will not waste chalk > > I will not aim for the head > > I will not skateboard in the halls > > I will not barf unless I'm sick > > I will not burp in class > > I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty > > I will not instigate revolution > > I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge > > I will not draw naked ladies in class > > I will not conduct my own fire drills > > I did not see Elvis > > Funny noises are not funny > > I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes' > > I will not snap bras > > Garlic gum is not funny > > I will not fake seizures > > They are laughing at me, not with me > > This punishment is not boring and meaningless > > I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom > > My name is not Dr. Death > > I will not encourage others to fly > > I will not defame New Orleans > > I will not fake my way through life > > I will not prescribe medication > > Tar is not a plaything > > I will not bury the new kid > > I will not Xerox my butt > > I will not teach others to fly > > It's potato, not potatoe > > I will not bring sheep to class > > I will not trade pants with others > > A burp is not an answer > > I am not a 32 year old woman > > Teacher is not a leper > > I will not do that thing with my tongue > > Coffee is not for kids. > > I will not drive the principal's car > > I will not eat things for money > > I will not pledge allegiance to Bart > > I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call > > I will not sell school property > > The principal's toupee is not a frisbee. > > I will not cut corners > > I will not squeak chalk > > I will not get very far with this attitude. > > Goldfish don't bounce > > I will not make flatulent noises in class. > > Mud is not one of the 4 food groups > > I will not belch the National Anthem > > No one is interested in my underpants. > > I will not sell land in Florida > > I will not sell miracle cures > > I will not grease the monkey bars > > Underwear should be worn on the inside > > I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment > > The Christmas pageant does not stink > > I will not do anything bad ever again > > I will not torment the emotionally frail > > I will not show off > > I will not carve gods > > I will not sleep through my education > > I will not spank others > > I am not a dentist > > I will not bribe Principal Skinner > > Spitwads are not free speech. > > I will finish what I start > > Nobody likes sunburn slappers > > "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender > > High explosives and school don't mix > > Hamsters cannot fly > > > > (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) __&__ (#########) / \ (#########) |\/\/\/| /\ /\ /\ /\ | | (#########) | | | V \/ \---. .----/ \----. | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) | | \_ / \ / C .---_) ,_C (##) | (o)(o) (o)(o) <__. .--\ (o)(o) /__. | |.___| /____, (##) C _) _C / \ () / | \__/ \ (#) | ,___| /____, ) \ > (C_) < /_____\ | | | / \ /----' /___\____/___\ /_____/ \ OOOOOO /____\ ooooo /| |\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
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