Path: msuinfo!uwm.edu!lll-winken.llnl.gov!overload.lbl.gov!dog.ee.lbl.gov!ihnp4.ucsd.edu!usc!math.ohio-state.edu!jussieu.fr!univ-lyon1.fr!swidir.switch.ch!newsfeed.ACO.net!Austria.EU.net!EU.net!uunet!looking!funny-request Message-ID: <S751.1011@clarinet.com> Date: Sun, 2 Oct 94 19:30:04 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: rrichard@igpp.ucla.edu (Rick Richard) Subject: Generations compared Keywords: chuckle, original Approved: funny@clarinet.com Lines: 77
Recent Generations Compared:
1940 generation 1965 generation 1990 generation _______________ _______________ _______________
International Defeat of Hitler, Opposed Vietnam Changed channel Achievement Communism War to MTV
Judicial Legal system should Legal system should Legal system should idea support society change society destroy society
Technological Moon landing Personal computer Beeper, car alarm highlight
Highbrow Classical Jazz Easy listening Music
Lowbrow Big bands Rock Rap Music
Civil rights Martin Luther King Malcolm X Damian Williams leader
Hero Eisenhower John Kennedy Madonna
Economic Raise 60's generation Develop Support 60's achievement Sophisticated generation Tastes retirement
Fav' drug Cigarettes Marijuana Crack
Drug most Marijuana Crack Cigarettes hated
Economic Work hard - get ahead Let your parents/ Prepare for employment philosophy government support at K-Mart you
Cartoon Bugs Bunny Bullwinkle Beavis and Butt-head
Boast "We made this country "We are great" "We are better armed" great"
Excuse 'I did it for the 'I was upset by 'I was abused' country' world injustice'
Sex Monogamy Free love AIDS
Youthful Drag race Demonstration Use AK-47 at school rebellion
Movie Casablanca Easy Rider Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Science Einstein Jacques Cousteau Biosphere II
Enemy USSR USA not sure where country countries located
Influential Eleanor Roosevelt Jane Fonda Roseanne Arnold woman
Religion Monotheism Atheism Paganism
Enemy Hitler Nixon Joe Camel
Blames Them--> <--Them--> <--Them (Loses 2-1) ============================= Robert L. Richard (written 4-24-94)
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