[rec.arts.startrek.misc] Why did chicken cross the road (fwd)

Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@lalaland.cl.msu.edu) Sat, 8 Apr 1995 14:29:36 -0400 (EDT) 


From: "D. Joseph Creighton" <djc@cc.umanitoba.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.arts.startrek.misc] Why did chicken cross the road
Date: 15 Mar 1995 16:35:56 GMT
Originator: sht123@herald.usask.ca


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From: mwelch@netcom.com (Michael M. Welch)
Subject: Re: Humor: Why did chicken cross the road




Chakotay:  Who cares why?  I just gotta find it.  *That* was my
           animal guide!


Neelix:  Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the
         chickens in *this* system.  But, if you catch it, I
         can cook it.


Holodoc Zimmerman:  How should I know?  No one tells me anything
                    around here.  I didn't even know we added
                    chickens to the crew.  All I know is that it 
                    would have been nice if, *before* the chiken 
                    went off to cross the road, it had remembered 
                    to turn me off!


Riker:  I don't know why, but I know how:  with pleasure, sir.


Worf:  I don't know.  KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.


Dr. Crusher:  If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there         
              must be something wrong with the universe.


Dr Soran:  His heart just wasn't in it. 
              (That didn't make much sense in this joke because I
               editted out a scene where he tortures the chicken
               with a nanoprobe.)


Scotty:  Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.


"Friendly" Angel:  It was being swept aside to make room for the
                   *strong*!


Charlie X:  Because it didn't want to STAY . . . STAY . . . STAY . . .


Kirk:  To . . . GET!  . . . totheOTHER! . . . SIDE!



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