A Warning Label You Wish You HADN'T Read

Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@lalaland.cl.msu.edu) Thu, 24 Aug 1995 19:27:43 -0400 (EDT)


Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: kawamura@felix.physics.sunysb.edu (Kawamura)
Subject: Warning label joke
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 95 19:30:02 EDT

I saw the following warning label at MIT's Junior Lab:

"WARNING: Do not look into laser with remaining eye"

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