[Written by Paul Wakeman (WAKEMAN@msu.edu)]Apologies to Paul and Art (can't spell Simon and Garfunkle) Hello Bessey and old friends It's time to open you again For the users are all lurking hoping that servers are working while consultants and the operators stare at the phones and cower hope for an hour to enjoy sounds of silence Then all the users blinked and swore because of everything they saw The laser printers were nor printing Toner cartridges too much tinting And the wisdom of the students was written On the restroom stalls In resident halls Good thing they're sounds of silence Fools we said you do not know Computer graphics never show Exactly how you want a drawing And never send you spirit soaring For the one icon that you choose On which to click Is the wrong pick Results in sounds of silence (on the computer anyway :-))
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