1-900-737-RTFM

Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@lalaland.cl.msu.edu)
Mon, 6 May 1996 15:48:16 -0400 (EDT) 



Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: deanw@agora.rdrop.com (Dean Woodward)
Subject: Tech Support Hotline
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 96 4:30:14 EST


I was trying to find a certain command line switch for Omen
Technology's sz program (A Unix Z-modem transfer program),
I tried "sz -h" and got the help screen I wanted.  At the
bottom of the screen was the following line:


Tech support hotline: 900-737-7836 (1-900-737-RTFM) $4.69/min.



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