Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/10/03

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    From: xerxes (65017000)
    Keywords: chuckle, originally appeared in second quarter, 1991
    Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:20:00 PDT
    
    
                New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991.
                                You Must Comply
    
    	Old				New
    
                ------------------------------------------------
    
    conservative			reactionary
    The Establishment		White Power Elite
    hearing person			temporarily aurally abled
    sighted person			temporarily visually abled
    blind				visually challenged
    mute				vocally challenged
    dead				metabolically different
    alive				temporarily metabolically abled
    ugly				aesthetically challenged
    rude				politically correct (tm)
    psychopath			socially misaligned
    bald				follicularly challenged
    non-white, non-male		oppressed
    white				melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive
    white male			oppressor
    black				african-american
    asian				asian-american
    afro-american			african-american
    
    pregnancy			parasitic oppression
    
    janitor				sanitation engineer
    dish washer			utensil sanitizer
    
    dairy				where cows are raped
    ranch				where cattle are murdered
    egg ranch			where hens are raped
    
    biology department		where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lackeys of the imperialistic drug companies
    
    fishing				raping the oceans
    farming				exploiting mother earth
    
    paper bag			processed tree carcass
    female				person of gender
    horn-dog			person of ardor
    drooling drunk idiot		person on floor
    group of whites			L.A.P.D.
    girl				pre-womin
    boy				oppressor to be
    
    
    [Ed:  Some at the end are from the Kalamazoo College's newspaper,
    provided by Jamie R.  McCarthy)]
    
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