From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/10/03
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: xerxes (65017000)
Keywords: chuckle, originally appeared in second quarter, 1991
Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 19:20:00 PDT
New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991.
You Must Comply
Old New
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conservative reactionary
The Establishment White Power Elite
hearing person temporarily aurally abled
sighted person temporarily visually abled
blind visually challenged
mute vocally challenged
dead metabolically different
alive temporarily metabolically abled
ugly aesthetically challenged
rude politically correct (tm)
psychopath socially misaligned
bald follicularly challenged
non-white, non-male oppressed
white melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive
white male oppressor
black african-american
asian asian-american
afro-american african-american
pregnancy parasitic oppression
janitor sanitation engineer
dish washer utensil sanitizer
dairy where cows are raped
ranch where cattle are murdered
egg ranch where hens are raped
biology department where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lackeys of the imperialistic drug companies
fishing raping the oceans
farming exploiting mother earth
paper bag processed tree carcass
female person of gender
horn-dog person of ardor
drooling drunk idiot person on floor
group of whites L.A.P.D.
girl pre-womin
boy oppressor to be
[Ed: Some at the end are from the Kalamazoo College's newspaper,
provided by Jamie R. McCarthy)]
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