Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage

From: Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@manetheren.cl.msu.edu)
Date: 10/10/03

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Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage

10. "There hasn't been a good bizarre ballpark attack in a while"

9. "Always wanted to be on Marv Albert's blooper reel"

8. "Looking to land a big endorsement deal with Jimmy Dean"

7. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you blindside the
opposing team's costumed racing mascot"

6. "It was a Brewers-Pirates game. Somebody had to liven things up"

5. "The bratwurst gave me fifty dollars to take down the sausage"

4. "I guess I misunderstood the Atkins diet"

3. "When a giant sausage is running at you -- you act on instinct"

2. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't"

1. "Who doesn't 'pound the sausage' every once in a while"

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