Todd's Humor Archive By Subject
- "A speech he had heard on other occasions" (fwd)
- "Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America"
- "Questions on the New U.S. Citizenship Test"
- "Sounds?" (A Tribute to Paul & Art & the Microlabs)
- "The Charge of the Code Brigade"
- "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
- "Think of the Internet as a highway..."
- "You Might Be a Redneck If..."
- #1 Thing NOT to do with your Chevy Impala: Jet Propulsion
- 'Twas the Night Before Finals (fwd)
- 'Twas the Night Before Installation
- (AOL) You have been on-line for...
- (fwd) Intel flying Pentium commercial
- (fwd) Perverse Guide to Jobhunting
- (fwd) YKYBHTLW
- (no subject)
- ... since many of my characters (fwd) (long)
- ... with a bloody knife and blood (bagels)
- .sigs for sale (fwd)
- 1-900-737-RTFM
- 10 Times in History
- 100 Fun Ways to Order Pizza (fwd)
- 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet
- 124 Reasons Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men
- 1994's Most Bizarre Suicide
- 2 = -1 (fwd)
- 25 Rules for Women
- 258 Things To Do When You Are Bored
- 26 Proverbs (fwd)
- 3 Bulls
- 30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life (fwd)
- 34 Things I Leasrned from Watching Videos (fwd)
- 43 Rules that Women Should Follow
- 5 Toughest questions women ask
- 50 facts about men & women (fwd)
- 50 Fun Things to do in a Boring Lecture
- 50 fun things to do in a final that doesn't matter
- 50 Fun Things to do in a Mall
- 50 Ways To Perplex In The Computer Lab (fwd)
- 6 yr. old sexual harrasser
- 85 Rules to be a MAN!
- 9th husband
- <humour>Hacking Through the (fwd)
- [alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriends] This Sucks !!! AOL Rules !!! (fwd)
- [alt.folklore.urban] Waterslide Razorblades
- [rec.arts.startrek.misc] Why did chicken cross the road (fwd)
- A Bumpy Plane Ride...
- A Day in the Life of a System Administrator
- A Day Off of Work (fwd)
- A Drunkards Defense (fwd)
- A Kinder, Gentler, Editorial Policy
- A Knight's Tale
- A Letter from a Back-Woods Mother to her Back-Woods Son
- A Letter from Barbie
- A Lift to Inverness
- A little culture...
- A Parrot in the Freezer
- A Tale of Finals and Guts
- A Visit from St. Net (fwd)
- A Warmonger Explains Iraq to a Peacenik
- A Warning Label You Wish You HADN'T Read
- ABOI: DOS vs. Mac: the hidden truth? (fwd)
- Actual pick-up attempt (fwd)
- Addicted to MUDs
- Adolf's goofs (fwd)
- AdvisorSpeak
- AI Koans
- AIRhead Humor
- Alaskans rally around polar bear (fwd)
- Alice in UNIX Land (fwd)
- America Online Offline
- Amusing thing from the Net
- An Engineer and a Programmer
- Analysis of Sheep
- And God Said Unto the World: Let There Be Coffee
- Andersen & Enron at the Movies (A Few Good Auditors)
- Announcing the Ig Nobel Prizewinners! (fwd) (long)
- Answering Machine Messages (fwd)
- AOL Disks (fwd)
- Apple Caffeine Manager Released
- Application for a Night Out with the Boys
- Application for New Yankees Fans (Red Sox Form)
- Application for Residency, State of Alabama
- Archeologists
- Are You Normal?
- Are You Politically Correct? (fwd)
- Atlanta Humor
- Attn: Grad Students in the Arts & Sciences
- Avoid Foul Language! (fwd)
- Baby Boomer Barbie
- Bachelor Pads
- Bad Ads (fwd)
- Bad Analogies
- Bad Business Translations
- Bad Ways to Go!
- BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
- Barney == Satan
- Barney Hate Mail (fwd)
- Barney Limbaugh (fwd)
- Barney must die!
- Barney Song (fwd)
- Barney the Dinosaur
- Baseball Rules Revised (fwd)
- Bathroom Stall Etiquette
- Beans, Beans, the magical fruit
- Bears, Priests, Engineers and Mathematicians
- Beers of the Software World
- Berkeley Student Recipe (fwd)
- Bill Gates: True Story
- Billboard Confusion
- Billy's Letters
- Bin Laden & The Genie
- Blasting For Gophers - Life on the Farm
- Blind Dates (fwd)
- Blonde Jokes (fwd)
- Blue Pubic Dilemma
- Board Meets in Secret to See If It Can
- Bob (tm)
- Boston: Rules of Driving
- Bottom up Planning
- BowLingual Goes SMS
- Boy Scouts (fwd)
- BOYCOTT FRENCH PRODUCTS LIST INSIDE
- Boyfriends & Girlfriends
- Brain Teaser
- Bricklayer's Accident Report
- Brits vs. Germans
- Burnout Prevention and Recovery
- Bush on Tour
- Bush Orders Stop to Leaks, Says Unnamed Source...
- By the Numbers...
- Canadian Apology to the U.S.
- Canonical List of DO IT Lines (fwd)
- Canonical List of Old * Never Die, They Just... (fwd)
- Capitalist Hell vs Communist Hell
- Cash and dogs
- Cats and physics
- Cats, the Boonies and Moving
- CenSuess 2000
- CERT Advisory CA-96.13 - Alien/OS Vulnerability
- Cetaceans Aloft: An experiment in chaos... (fwd)
- Cheers! (fwd)
- Chickens and Philosophers (fwd)
- Chickens, Roads and Operating Systems
- Children and Race
- Children's Deep Thoughts
- Chinese Year of the Ox and Checks
- Christmas Politically Correct
- Clipper Chip Satire
- Clocks, the Juice, and Heaven
- Coffee Addicts (fwd)
- Coke Metric (fwd)
- Cold Canadian Winters
- College Application (joke)
- College Classes
- Computer Center Humor
- Computer Engineers and Managers
- Computer Geek Humor
- Computer Humor...
- Computer Lab Substitution (Top 10)
- Computer Laws
- Computer Nightmares (fwd)
- Computer Rooms (fwd)
- Computer Science Educational Breakthrough
- Computers vs Compilers / Men vs Women
- Cononical List of Fulldeckerisms (fwd)
- Conversation in a Highway Reststop
- Courses for Females (fwd)
- Courtroom Humor: Only in America
- Cowboy Logic, or A Wolf in Sheepskin Clothing
- COYOTE V. ACME
- Crap UNIX joke (fwd)
- Creation!
- CTRL-ALT-DEL
- Cup Holder??!!
- Customer Support Lines (fwd)
- Cybersex
- Cyberwocky
- Da Night Before Christmas
- Dark Suckers
- Dating Quiz
- DayDoubler (fwd)
- deans/engineers
- Dear Abby
- Dear Abby: Microsoft in the Family
- Dear IRS
- Dear New BMW Owner
- Demographics
- Detroit Lions 2003 Schedule
- Detroit: Rules of Driving
- Devil on a Black Shirt
- Diary of an AOL User
- Differences Between Men and Women (fwd)
- Dirty Office Thoughts (Top 10)
- DNA Mystery Solved
- Doctors Online
- Does Jordan make enough?
- Dole in Iran?? !!! (fwd)
- Don't Jump! (fwd)
- Don't Like Your Roomate!? (Long and Updated!)
- Doughnuts, Doughnuts Everywhere! (fwd)
- Downward Compatibility
- Dr. Seuss' Purity Test
- Dr.Seuss meets Pulp Fiction
- Driver's Education
- Driving Games
- Drug Dealer vs. Computer Geeks
- Dubious Achievement Awards
- Duct Tape Story
- Eclipse top 10
- Editorial 1, Ad 0
- EFFECT OF SOLAR BLAST ON TECH
- Einstein had it wrong about god and dice... (fwd)
- Either/Or
- Embarrassing first date
- EMC2 Humor (fwd)
- Emergency Room Joke (Tasteless)
- English
- English as a Foreign Language
- English is Tough Stuff (fwd)
- English-German Motoring Dictionary
- Enya Vs. Windows '95 (fwd)
- Escargot saves the day!
- Essential Arabic (fwd)
- Evolution of a programmer
- Explaining the Inexplicable
- Eye Drops off Shelf and Other Headlines
- Family Heritage of Jack Schitt
- Field Guide to System Administrators
- Finals and Tires
- First Day of Classes
- First Mass (fwd)
- five food groups
- Flame Form
- Food and Christmas
- Football, Bird Seed and Thesis Writing
- Foreign Language Expressions, One Off
- FORREST ...
- Fortune (fwd)
- Fortune Cookies
- Forwarded mail....
- Fossil
- From Hockeytown to Beantown
- Fuck!! (fwd)
- Fun with wildlife...
- Funny answers from school tests. (fwd)
- Funny Letterman Show
- Funny testing song (fwd)
- Funny, I don't recall seeing this on Fox News
- Gastroenterologist
- Gates: Heaven and Hell
- Geek-onics
- Geekerata : UNIX analog of Max Ehrman's Desiderata
- Generations compared (fwd)
- German Automotive Terms
- Getting In Touch With Your Needs
- Getting your AOL refund
- GirlFriend 1.0 Update
- God Wins Sweepstakes?
- Gone with 414cc
- Good Times!
- Grad Skools (WARNING: This is a long one)
- grad student's checklist (fwd)
- Grade Change Form
- Graduate Life
- Graduate Students (fwd)
- grape racing (fwd)
- Great Life Insurance Spam
- Green Eggs & Hamlet
- GUARANTEED NEWSGROUP REPAIR (fwd)
- Guide to Using Printers
- Hackers & Coffee
- Happy Holidays! (fwd)
- Happy Holidays, etc, etc, etc
- Headlines
- Heaven, Hell and a Fence
- Hey Masturbata!
- History Of The Net, Unix and C
- Hit-n-Run Points Chart
- Homeless on the Net
- Honours Rhapsody (fwd)
- Horror Movie Character Survival (fwd)
- Hospital Cost Containment
- Host Names With A Twist (fwd)
- How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?
- How much time do I have?!?
- How NOT to Get the Job
- HOW THE GinGRICH STOLE CONGRESS BY DR. SUIT (fwd)
- How to Be Annoying!
- How to Get Something Done
- How to handle a speeding ticket
- How to Keep a HEALTHY Level of Insanity!
- How to pronounce computer terms (fwd)
- How to Write Good
- How wierd are you? The Kook Report!
- http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ (fwd)
- humor (fwd)
- Humor: Virus Alert
- Humorous Telecommunication Dictionary
- Humour (HAL) (fwd)
- Hunting Elephants
- Husband and Childbirth Pain
- I Is Real Smart
- I love you, OBL, oh yes, I do...
- I'm a USER, BABY, so why don't...
- I'm bored. Let's burn something...
- I'm Gonna Get Lucky Tonight!
- IBM enhanced instruction set (fwd)
- Idiots are Everywhere!
- If Architects Had to Work Like Programmers
- If Dr Seuss wrote for Star Trek...
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer
- If God were a computer programmer... (fwd)
- If I Only Has a Thesis... (fwd)
- If Jesus was born today...
- If Meat were Sentient...
- If Microsoft Built Cars...
- If MicroSoft Made Autos... (fwd)
- If only the IRS were run like Microsoft (fwd)
- If Operating Systems Ran Airlines (revised version) (fwd)
- IIg Problems (fwd)
- IN CASE OF FIRE, EJECT CORE (fwd)
- In the interest of fairness...
- Inclement Weather Policy (fwd)
- Internet Geek!
- Internet Worm (fwd)
- Is he a guy or a man?
- Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic?
- It's Nice to be a Man!
- Jesus vs Elvis (fwd)
- Judge Raps Ruling
- Jury Duty
- just for fun (fwd)
- Knowledge Test
- Ladle
- Latest al-Quaeda Hunting Tactics
- Lawyer Jokes (fwd)
- Legalese (fwd)
- Let there be LIGHT! (fwd)
- Letter from College (fwd)
- Letter of Complaint to ISP (long)
- Levels of UNIX Expertise
- LIAR [Lexicon of Inconspicuously Ambiguous Recommendations]
- Life and a Can of Beer
- Lightbulb Jokes
- Like a Fish Out of Water
- Limerick Length Limericks
- Lost in Translation: The REAL First Page of the Bible
- Love, Computer Style
- Machine Room Operations
- Male Bashing
- Man Page for Baby
- Man Page for Condoms
- Man Page for Date
- Man Page for Sex (fwd)
- Marriage Humor
- Marriage in Heaven
- Mason Humor (fwd)
- Masturbating Mormons
- Masturbation: How to Avoid It
- Maybe the theory was right... (fwd)
- MBTI Types' Prayers (psychology)
- MCI Letter
- Memo: Company Picnic, Referral Opportunity
- Men & Women Top Ten
- Mental-Disorder-of-the-Month Club (fwd)
- Mickey, Minnie & Goofie (offensive)
- Microsoft acquires Catholic Church (fwd)
- MICROSOFT Acquires Christmas (fwd)
- MICROSOFT Aquires Christmas (fwd)
- Microsoft aquires Microsoft Acquires
- Microsoft C++ and Basic Philosophy (fwd)
- Microsoft Child for Windows (fwd)
- Microsoft in Georgia
- Microsoft Invented Inferior Personal C (fwd)
- Microsoft Keyboard (fwd)
- Microsoft Loves You! (911)
- Microsoft Support for Aircraft
- MICROSOFT TESTER DIES TRAGICALLY (fwd)
- Microsoft Under the Covers
- Microsoft Washes Hands In Innocence
- Military Jargon Explained
- Millenium Bug Effects Major Web Site! (Not Really Funny)
- MILLENIUM SALE!!!
- mini-JIR: the first issue (fwd)
- Miscellaneous Unproductive Time
- Modern Youth (fwd)
- Mondays and Motorhomes
- Monk gloats (fwd)
- Mood Ring
- Moof Departing
- More (Not So) Scientific Wisdom of Children
- More Answering Machine Messages
- More Baseball Humor
- More Blonde Jokes (fwd)
- More Darwin Awards (2003)
- More Lawyer Jokes (fwd)
- More Oxymorons (fwd)
- More Smileys (fwd)
- Mother's Day Story
- Mouse Balls: The Classic Computer Humor Piece
- Movie Cliches (fwd) (long)
- MPW C Error Messages
- MS-Word Documents Need Not Apply
- Murphy's Law of Combat (fwd)
- Murphy's Law, Rocket Sleds and the Darwin Awards
- My Apologies (fwd)
- My Attorney...
- MY BRAAAIN HUUUURTS!!!
- NASA Cutbacks (Humor)
- National Condom Month Slogans
- Navel Top Ten List (fwd)
- Nerd Poetry
- New Barbie - just in time for Xmas
- New Class at Purdue University (fwd)
- New Element Discovered! (fwd)
- New HTML Tag: <SUBLIMINAL>
- New Human Resources Programs
- New Intel Spokesman (fwd)
- News From College (a Form Letter)
- News of the Weird
- Newtfo Highway (fwd)
- NeXT is dead, hail the new king... (fwd)
- No Nursing Home For Me
- no social security?
- No Subject
- No Warning!
- Normality?
- Northern Living
- Nudie (fwd)
- OCD survey participation results
- Ode to a Nighttime Visitor
- Ode to Barney (fwd)
- Ode to C
- Of Microsoft and Manholes (fwd)
- Office Gossip (Zippers) (fwd)
- Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991
- Oh no... More Bobbitt humor...
- Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD?
- Ohio!
- Old Newlywed
- One more reason to buy a Mac...
- Open Letter to French Prime Minister (fwd)
- Origin of Biff (fwd)
- Orthodox interface (fwd)
- OS Humor (fwd)
- Other Laws (fwd)
- Our Program, who art in Heaven... (fwd)
- Oxymorons
- Paranoia? How to Protect Your Work
- Party Colors (fwd)
- PBS under the Republicans (fwd)
- PC Midwinter Festival in a Pear Tree
- Penguins wishing they could fly...
- Pentium Jokes
- phone call (fwd)
- Phones and Psychic Dogs? (fwd)
- photography (fwd)
- physics and the art of motorcycle maintenance (fwd)
- Pizza, Pshychiatric Hospitals & the FBI
- Place of Balance
- Political Humour, Canadian (fwd)
- Politically Correct Santa (fwd)
- Politically Correct Terms for Men
- Poo List (fwd)
- POPCORN!
- Prairie Dogs
- Priorities change as you get older... (fwd)
- Problem Solving Flowchart
- Procrastinator's Creed
- Programmer Euphemisms for Death
- Proper diskette care and usage (fwd)
- PSYCHIATRIST LIGHT BULB JOKE!!!
- Purity Test (Compare Scores Later) (fwd)
- Quantum physics tutorial
- Quote of the Day
- Quotes on Computers
- QVC vs Windows (fwd)
- Radioactive Kittens
- Read Letter Between of the Recommendation Lines (fwd)
- Real Engineers...
- Real Programmers...
- Really amusing computer story (from the Net) (fwd)
- Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
- Redneck Computer Lingo
- Regional Sniping
- Rejected State Mottos
- Rejection
- Religion == Programming?
- Remember, Lightbulbs do no exist dept... (fwd)
- Reply from vending service (fwd)
- Reply to Wile E. Coyote v. ACME Company suit
- Repost: 5 questions women ask (fwd)
- Repost: Alcohol Users Guide (fwd)
- Repost: Beer is better than women (fwd)
- Repost: Geek tests (fwd)
- reverse chain letter (fwd)
- RFC Humor
- Road Runner Physics
- Roadkill Cafe
- RPG (and other) Famous Last Words (fwd)
- S&M in the Workplace
- S**t Happens (fwd)
- Sad Russian Joke (fwd)
- Santa's Budget
- Santa's checkride (fwd)
- Santa's Reindeer
- Saving Religions!
- Science (fwd)
- Science Humor: The Physics of Sheep
- Secret Masons Handshake
- See? THIS is why I read Maxim...
- Seen recently on my newsreader...
- Seinfeld on...
- Send in the Plows...
- sendmail or binary? you be the judge...
- Sex calorie chart! (fwd)
- Sheriff's Log (offensive to Hoosiers--but not Hoosears)
- Short sayings
- Shotgun Rules
- Silliness from the Net (fwd)
- Smeagolian Rhapsody
- SMURF (fwd)
- smurf sex!
- Snow blows, schools close
- Soap (fwd)
- Social Security
- Some Driving Exam Humor
- Something Catholic (fwd)
- Soviet vs. American Condom Propoganda
- Sox/Yankee Humor
- SPAM! (fwd)
- Special Country Codes (fwd)
- Special High-Intensity Training
- Spoiled Kids Today
- Square Balls & High Finance
- ST:TNG Lost Episode: Microsoft vs the Borg
- Star Wars Lyrics
- Steve Martin's "Be Courteous"
- Steven Wright Jokes
- Steven Wright Jokes (fwd)
- Steven Wright Quotes (Pt 1)
- Steven Wright Quotes (Pt. 2)
- STRESS!!!
- Student Excuses
- Sysadmin Hints and Tips for Users
- System Management Products (fwd)
- Tasteless: Death of a Loved One
- Tech Support
- Techie SOs Unite!
- Telemarketers (and J C Penney) (fwd)
- Ten UNIX Commandments (fwd)
- Ten UNIX Commandments, Annotated (fwd)
- Tenure?
- Test Your Guyness Quotient
- Test Your Python Quotient!
- That's the BIGGEST Light-Saber I've Ever Seen!
- The #s of The Beast
- The (Not So) Scientific Wisdom of Children
- The 4 F's of the Hypothalamus
- The Beer Bill of Rights
- The Best (Thesis) Defense?
- The Best of The "True News Digest"
- The Bill of Rights - Modernized
- The Bobbity Hillbillies (fwd)
- The Brady's (fwd)
- The Canonical "Shit Happens" list (fwd)
- The Canonical List of Oxymorons (fwd)
- The Cartoon Laws of Physics (fwd)
- The Cat's Diary
- The Chain Letter of St. Paul
- The Complete Guide to Apartment Ad Deciphering
- The Complete Guide to Cows (fwd)
- The Cook, the Diner, the Waiter and his Spoon
- The Craven (a.k.a., "a bad .sig day")
- The Dead News Server Sketch
- The Engineers' Song
- The Evolution of a Programmer
- The Exon Christmas Song (censorship)
- The Exon/Communication Decency/Waiter Sketch
- The F**K Word
- The Final Exam (fwd)
- The Fisherman
- The Funniest `Schrodinger's Cat'
- The Glass Perspective
- The Golden Rule of Flaming
- The Hatpin Plan
- The Hazards of Radar Detectors... (fwd)
- The Heavenly Food Battle
- The history of DOS (fwd)
- The Hotel Fire Joke
- The Hotline (from the fidonet newsletter)
- The Importance Of Correct Punctuation
- The Information Superhighway (fwd)
- The Invasion of the Yanks (fwd)
- The Las Vegas Cabbie
- The Lawyer and United Way
- The Lies We Grads Tell...
- The Lord's Prayer in Ebonics
- The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
- The MAN CODE
- The Microsoft Machine
- The Miracle of Toilet Paper
- The New and Improved List of Ways to Drive your Roommate Insane!
- The New and Improved Virus List
- The new issue of mini-JIR, when you least expect it (fwd)
- The O.J. Trial by Dr. Seuss
- The Old, er, New Priest Joke
- The Penis List
- The Perfect Man
- The Perfect Program (fwd)
- The Pickle Slicer (fwd)
- The Princess Frog
- The Proper Answers to Support Questions
- The Rabbis
- The REAL Temperature Gauge
- The REVISED Engineer's Dictionary
- The Rules: Men and Women
- The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Self-Help Authors
- The St. Patrick's Day Piper's Panties (fwd)
- The State of Union Address Clinton Should Have Given
- The UNIX Guru's View of Sex
- The USENET deduction loop
- The Vowel Drop
- The Women's Guide to Men's Language
- The World According to Student Bloopers
- The Yiddishkeit Code
- There Really is a Town Called Flin Flon?
- There's a draft in here (fwd)
- Things I Have Learned
- Things look different in Pidgin
- Things NOT to Tell Your Parents (fwd)
- Things to do in an elevator
- This is the US?
- This'll Leave a Bad Taste (fwd)
- Threat to GIF users (fwd)
- Three Geeks and a Car
- TOILET PAPER! (fwd)
- Tolkien.SYS
- Too Much Sex!!
- Top 10 Best (Worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher
- Top 10 Law Quotes that Sound Dirty (But Aren't)
- Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
- Top Ten -- 06/13/96 [Russian Elections]
- Top Ten -- 06/17/96 [Lawn Mower Humor]
- Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects
- Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
- Top Ten Lifeguard Pickup Lines
- Top Ten New Ford Slogans
- TOP TEN SIGNS YOU BOUGHT A BAD COMPUTER
- Top Ten Things NOT to do at your Defence
- Top Ten Tips For Living A Longer Life
- TQM for GOD (fwd)
- TQM from on high
- Troubleshooting Logic
- True complaints to the town council (slightly suggestive) (fwd)
- Turnabout is fair play... (True?) (fwd)
- Two old folks' jokes
- UK Visitor Visas (fwd)
- Union Weekly Reports (fwd)
- Universal Grade Change Form
- University Course Additions
- UNIX, the Whole Story (fwd)
- Unleash the Power of Shift!
- Unsuccessful Greeting Cards
- Urgent Business Proposal
- USA: Crazy Laws
- Useful Hostage Phrases (fwd)
- USEnet (fwd)
- Usenet flame form
- Using the Wrist Rest
- V-Chip Humor
- ValueJet (tasteless) Quickies
- Vehicles to cruise the Infobahn (fwd)
- Vertically Challenged Red Riding Hood
- Very Short Books!
- Virus Humor (fwd)
- Voodoo Dick
- WANTED: Pope
- WARNING: "Marathon" has potential health risks
- WARNING: End Times Virus!
- Weird Text Filters
- What a difference 30 years make...
- What am I? (fwd)
- What I got for Christmas...) (fwd)
- What if Earth First! handicapped the NFL?
- What if Sigmund Freud had been an ad exec...?
- What Programming Language are You Using? (fwd)
- What sex are they?
- What the Professor Really Means
- What, No Cranberries?
- Whats it called? (was: Last words theory) (fwd)
- When I Grow Up (Occupational Jokes)
- Where's Sparty?!
- Which Condom to Choose?
- Whiskey!
- Why Ask Why (Not a Beer Ad)
- Why do USENET articles disappear?
- Why Dogs are Better than Men...
- Why I Fired My Secretary
- Why Men Lie
- Why we love kids
- Will anyone be flying this summer?
- Win95 vs Jesus Christ (fwd)
- windows ... virus? (fwd)
- Windows: The Next Generation
- Wine Without Whining
- Wink, wink, nudge, nudge (fwd)
- Winners of the Brainless Olympics!
- Winter Weather and Other Humorous Stories
- Words Not Yet in the Dictionary
- Words of Wisdom from American Business
- Work vs. Prison
- Write in C
- WRITE THESIS FAST
- Yakko's Internet
- YKYTDOEW (Original Humor)
- You Just Might be a College Student...
- You Just Might Be A Graduate Student If...
- You know the world is going crazy when...
- You know you're a computer geek when... (fwd)
- You know you're a grad student when...
- You Know You're an E-mail Junkie When...
- You know you've used a computer too long when... (fwd)
- You Might be a Michigander if...
- You might be from Boston when...
- You, Moses! (fwd)
- Your starship captain might be...
- Zodiac Fart Calendar