Wit & Wisdom from the Young: FAMILY

Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@lalaland.cl.msu.edu)
Thu, 30 May 1996 10:53:02 -0400 (EDT)


From: chngch@singnet.com.sg (Darren Chng) Newsgroups: alt.quotations Subject: Wit & Wisdom from the young : FAMILY Date: Thu, 17 Aug 1995 04:43:28 GMT

Taken from H. Jackson's Brown Jr's "Wit & Wisdom -- a collection of wise words from young hearts"

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When your mother is mad & asks you "Do I look stupid?", it's best not to answer her.

Meghann, age 13

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You shouldn't stand in a bucket of water and touch an electric fence just because your brother tells you to.

Melissa, age 13

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Parents don't get enough appreciation.

Susanna, age 17

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If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don't fit.

Christie, age 12

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Everytime I am at home & I am getting on my parents' nerves, they wish I were at camp. And everytime I am at camp and nothing's bothering them, they miss me.

Ashley, age 12

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My grandmother can say more in a sentence than a college professor can say in an hour and a half.

Angela, age 14

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You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.

Joel, age 12.

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I can remember what flavour of ice-cream cone my grandmother & I shared at Disneyland; but, most of the time, I can't remember what day it is. I guess it depends on what you think is important.

Katherine, age 13

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If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. Parents always catch the second person.

Michael, age 10

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If mom says "no", she means it. If dad says "no", it means maybe.

Joseph, age 13

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It isn't the best thing to dump a bowl of ice-cream over your brother's head -- no matter how mad you are.

Laura, age 12

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When you mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

Morgan, age 11.

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Once you've lost your parents' trust, it's hard to earn it back.

Kara, age 13

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One of the greatest feelings in the world is the feeling you get when your little sister shows that she admires you.

Dawn, age 14

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Despite all the loving and caring relationships in the world, there is nothing more loving than the feel of my mother's hand on my forehead when I am sick.

Rosemary, age 17.

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Parents should come with instructions.

Shanna, age 14.

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It's not always easy being a kid, but I bet its even harder being an adult.

Julie, age 11.

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Darren :-)

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