Date: Tue, 11 Oct 1994 17:39:05 -0600 (MDT) From: Jason Batchelor <jbatchel@nyx10.cs.du.edu> To: Tamma <ENPQKYA@grove.iup.edu>, Nikki Weston <weston@tardis.svsu.edu>, Jeff Alles <alles@tardis.svsu.edu>, Jeffrey Lorenzen <lorenzen@crl.com>, Keisha Patterson <kero@crl.com>, Mike Carey <Mike.Carey@med.umich.edu>, Rogue <fscem1@aurora.alaska.edu>, Shana Worthen <sworthen@smith.smith.edu>, Todd VanHoosear <vanhoose@student.msu.edu>, miltie@mcs.com, millerst@student.msu.edu Subject: BORGYA (fwd)A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes. And I thought the Borg were bad . . . And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga.... And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh. And the only thing the Borg left was NT. And verily he said unto them, thou shalt be assimilated Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile. Borg. James Borg. Vodka martini dry...olives are irrelevant. Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt. Borg Cola - Not the choice of the Next Generation. Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00 Borg Do It Collectively. Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant Borg DOS 6.0 Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator! BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes. Borg Mail Reader v1.0 Your tagline will be assimilated. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevent. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. Borg Nightmare: Assimilate another? NO WAIT, IT'S A PB!! Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg Wave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated. <Urp> Borgasm: The Ecstasy of Assimilation. Captain Barney's last words: Don't worry, the Borg are friendly. Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!! Creativity & Originality are irrelevant Barney of Borg Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV! Destroy the Borg? Give them WINDOWS Distance is irrelevant - Pythagorus of Borg Drunk Borg: "Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?" Eat what you want. Your choice is irrelevant. SmorgasBorg Frankly my dear, you will be assimilated - Butler of Borg >From this time forward, you will service...us. Locutus
Futile, resistance is. Yoda of Borg Galactic Conquest Or Bust - The Borg GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO ~ Borg subroutine Have it our way at Borger King! (I *am* this place!) Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you? How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -Borg Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square! Huey Louis of Borgordi + transporter = Hewy, Lewy, & Dewey I! am! Kirkutus! of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! assimilated! I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you. I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to be nauseated. I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated. I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend. I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities. I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant. I am Blofeld of Borg. You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond. I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things. I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not! I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts. I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assimilated... I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!! I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable! I am Clinton of Borg, prepare your money for assimilation I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated. I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo... I am Cyrano Jones of Borg. Want to buy a borg tribble? I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated. I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant I am Dax of Borg. My slug has been assimilated. I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am. I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us... I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated! I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation I am Eliza of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel? I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile. I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya! I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg. Prepare to be...or not to be I am Hillary of Borg. Choice is irrelevant. I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts! I am incapable of forgetting. * Data I am Jordon of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant. I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (what's that word, daddy?) I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean. I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee.. I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it??!!!! I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated. I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated. I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal. I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated. I am Locutus . . . of Borg. Resistance is futile. I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant. I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000. I am Macintosh of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate. I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search. I am Moderator of Borg.Resistance is futile.You will obey I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me. I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa? I am Peg of Borg. Al, I need to be assimilated NOW! I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children I am Pike of Borg. Beep beep. I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is Irevelant I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be...uh, I don't recall I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached. I am Scott of Borg. Resistance dinna matter. I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical. I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself. I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me! I am Tim Allen of Borg. Prepare to be Re-wired. I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated. I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel? I am Trojan of Borg: Assimilation is safe sex. I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir. I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated. NOT! I am Wesley of Borg. Even THEY don't like me! I am Worf of Borg. Resistance is *without* honor. I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm? I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes! I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling. I like my species the way it is. - Worf to Locutus I want your clothes, boots, and, oh yeah, you're assimilated I'd rather be assimilating. - Borg Bumper-sticker. If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg Irrelevant, proper order of words is. Yoda of Borg It is irrevelent that the Borg do it. It's a futile day in the neigh-Borg-hood... It's the Borg!! Quick, look useless... Join the group mind - become a Borg. Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything. Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh. Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant. Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot. - Locutus of Borg McBorgs, over half-billion assimilated. My other computer is a Borg. Next on Geraldo of Borg: brothers who assimilate sisters. Nice Borg. Gooood Borg. Urk! Only YOU can prevent futility. Smokey the Borg Prepare to be,like,totally assimilated,OK?Buffy of Borg RESISTENCE IS FUTILE... - The Borg Resistance is futile (If < .0001 Ohm). Resistance is Illogical - Spockutis of Borg. Resistance is Useless!!! if < 1 ohm Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg? Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant. Taco Borg Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant! Screw the Prime Directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows! Send the Borg a copy of Windows. That'll REALLY slow 'em Sorry, the Borg assimilated my mail packet. Sylvester of Borg: Birds are irrelevant. Sylvester of Borg: Succotash is irrelevant. Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this t-shirt. The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt. The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this tagline. The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective... The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges. The Borg have neither honor or courage. The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg! The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus To Borg or not to Borg, the question is irrelevent! Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant. Vote for Locutus/Hugh: 9 of 6 of the Collective Party!!! We are Pakled of Borg. We look for irrelevance. We are FORMAT of Borg. Your hard drive is assimilated... We brake for cubes! We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday. We will not assimilate you..IF you can spell 'assimilate' Why Ask Why? Try Borg Dry Your life, as it has been, is over. Locutus of Borg You will be assimilated... during dinner. - Bates of Borg You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile. Borg "I'm Beverly...", "I'm Geordi...", "We are Barney..." "They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better" * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation #1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"! #1 on BORG Hit Parade: "We all sleep in a single subroutine" #2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile too if my poop was cubed! Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man. Borg Oyster Cult: Fearing the Reaper is irrelevant. Borg starter kit. Some assimilation required. Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y) Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant. Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile Borg.Com found! (A)ssimilate (C)hange channel BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games Drunk Borg: "Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?" Evidence of an evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0 Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated. I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year. I am Bart of Borg, prepare to be assimilated, Man! I am Bart of Borg, who the hell are you? I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant. I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile! I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger. I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR! I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.. I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE! I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS! I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant:: I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated. I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. I am Shareware of Borg. Registation is useless. I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is Inhaling is irrelevant - Clinton of Borg Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant. Political correctness is a Borg plot. Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching. The Borg is the ultimate user - Q The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. "Borg borg borg!" The economy is irrelevant - Bush Borg The only thing the Borg left behind was this copy of Windows This is Borg. <ESC> is futile <CTRL> is inevitable U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono. We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!! We are Telix of Borg, no other comm programs are needed. We are the Borg. Your files will be assimilated. Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevnt Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg Windows Could Crash Even A Borg! Worf: Screw the prime directive, I say give the Borg Windows. Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg You n Me and a Borg named Hugh, living & assimilating . You named the Borg? - Guinan You will all become one with the Borg - Locutus Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.Borg Answering Machine Message:
WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone, and we'll assimilate you later.
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