How to Get Something Done

Todd E Van Hoosear (vanhoose@lalaland.cl.msu.edu)
Mon, 1 Jul 1996 14:55:48 -0400 (EDT) 



Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: larry@primes6.rehab.uiuc.edu (Larry Schrof)
Subject: Get it done.
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 96 19:30:04 EDT


This came from 'fortune' on our machine where I work...


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There are three ways to get something done:
        (1) Do it yourself.
        (2) Hire someone to do it for you.
        (3) Forbid your kids to do it.



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